I’m really tired of paying the salary of all of the people I arrest.  It seems that 2/3 or more of my suspects are on disability and getting money from the Social Security Administration.  That doesn’t include food stamps or other perks like government provided cell phones.  (Since when did having a cell phone become a right??)

But now I understand it.  You see, work is for suckers. I got my Social Security statement in the mail today, and here is how the numbers play out.

Without overtime, my take-home pay is roughly $2400/month.  If I was to fake an injury and go on disability, my take home would be about $1500/month.  But, a big chunk of that $900 difference is made up by food stamps (roughly $400/month), meaning the difference is really only $500.  Does anyone think I can’t make $500 in cash labor in just a couple of days, leaving the rest of my month free?  And those numbers don’t include any additional cash the government hands out because I have kids.  I could be making more money not working.

I have more than 20 years to go to hit early retirement (age 62).  If I continue to work full time for the next 20-something years, as I have since I was 16 years old, my Social Security check would be about $1150/month, which is $350/month less than tapping out now, and collecting disability.

Ever get the feeling the wrong people are being rewarded?

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